Paddy Curran, a rough n tough fellow with only one working eye and red skin. He likes punching puppies, stealing candy from babies, and long walks in the beach kicking down sand castles. He thinks he's hilarious and smart but in reality is unfunny and really dense. Like, really dense. And he's greedy.

He also likes to think he has swag and recites rap frequently. Nothing too hardcore for the kids, though.