> He has tiny dainty pretty hands and feet, and a slender waist. He is super sensitive and self-conscious about this, which is why he sports floppy sleeves that hide his hands and big oversized boots, which make a "galumphing" sound when he walks.

> His benefactor, Lady Shelly Rainsworth used to make him cross-dress.

> He is a lightning-fast knitter, he can make you a whole scarf in minutes.

> He prefers women with vast... tracts of land.

> He can't deal with children when they cry.

> No matter how much he has to drink, he can't get drunk.