Pregnancy Meme!

[paterelohim]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

This is some serious shit. Knocked up, eating for two, the rabbit done died, carrying assbabies.

So what are you gonna do now, fuckweed? Cry, celebrate, hail the glorious Lord Satan for making this mpreg possible? Any way you slice it, you have to deal with this.

What you're gonna do is reply to this post, new mother/gypsy-cursed father, with your character's name and what numbered scenarios you're open to, as follows:

0. Finding out/telling people: you just found out you're pregnant, or you're just starting to tell people. Have fun!

1-3: Trimesters: this one is easy. You're in your first, second, or third trimester. Get as specific or not as you want.

4: Overdue: jesus christ just get it out of me 8(

5: Options: you're considering Other Ways of handling this pregnancy; adoption or abortion. With adoption, this could be either at the beginning or at the end.

6: Dealer's Choice: idk go crazy.

Of course, you can have more than one number at a time in a situation, since Options and Telling People can happen any time.

What about YOU, person replying? You can roll depending on what the person you're replying to is open to, and then figure out your own situation. Here are your options:

1: YOU ARE THE FATHER: wow way to go you suck. Better step up, asshole, or we'll feed you to the Darkness.

2: Friend: time for support, shopping, and maybe awkward magic help, depending on how horrified the pregnant father is. 8|

3: Enemy: point and laugh. Do it. Or make terrible evil plots, it's up to you.

4: Dealer's Choice: yeeeaaaaaah.

Comments

Chuck Shurley | 0-6

[paterelohim]

Genderswap or mpreg. There's an excuse for anything in this here game. He's very likely to Consider Options. 8|

Red/Ruby | OUaT - 2 (OTA)

[grandmas_gurl]

Come at her, peeps. ;;

Jo Harvelle | Supernatural | 0-4

[swedge]

Mary Winchester | 0-4

[momchester]

and I mean Dealer's Choice is cool too if you have something else to offer. only John gets to be the daddy. 8|

Magneto: OTA.

[magnetic_magpie]

Raphael: OTA

[servingmichael]

[Seriously anything is possible. Maybe he pissed Dad or Eve off or something.]

Prue Halliwell | 0-4

[astralling]

There's a very good chance the baby will be superpowered, take on ridiculous versions of any powers the father has, and invincible, because Charmed.

Sasuke Uchiha | OTA

[bondsoflove]

[so do you think a 1/4-robot fetus would make Mom start craving motor oil or what]

lisbeth salander || 0 through 4

[hejhej]

Franz d'Epinay

[discretion]

[OTA, but assume Daedalus is the dad/they planned it with some kind of ~sciencey magic~ or whatever, Franz would not cheat on him. <3

THE WEIRD THING IS THAT DAEDALUS WOULD BE REALLY EXCITED AND THEY'D PROBABLY JUST GO FOR IT.]

Sheila 0-6

[gavesugar]

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Deadpool | 0-6

[the_dead_pool2]

Going to be one messed up kid.

0

[kissthegrell]

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WILL WILL WILL WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ooc: Grell is screaming for Will. But, thread is open to all!]