Pregnancy Meme!

[paterelohim]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

This is some serious shit. Knocked up, eating for two, the rabbit done died, carrying assbabies.

So what are you gonna do now, fuckweed? Cry, celebrate, hail the glorious Lord Satan for making this mpreg possible? Any way you slice it, you have to deal with this.

What you're gonna do is reply to this post, new mother/gypsy-cursed father, with your character's name and what numbered scenarios you're open to, as follows:

0. Finding out/telling people: you just found out you're pregnant, or you're just starting to tell people. Have fun!

1-3: Trimesters: this one is easy. You're in your first, second, or third trimester. Get as specific or not as you want.

4: Overdue: jesus christ just get it out of me 8(

5: Options: you're considering Other Ways of handling this pregnancy; adoption or abortion. With adoption, this could be either at the beginning or at the end.

6: Dealer's Choice: idk go crazy.

Of course, you can have more than one number at a time in a situation, since Options and Telling People can happen any time.

What about YOU, person replying? You can roll depending on what the person you're replying to is open to, and then figure out your own situation. Here are your options:

1: YOU ARE THE FATHER: wow way to go you suck. Better step up, asshole, or we'll feed you to the Darkness.

2: Friend: time for support, shopping, and maybe awkward magic help, depending on how horrified the pregnant father is. 8|

3: Enemy: point and laugh. Do it. Or make terrible evil plots, it's up to you.

4: Dealer's Choice: yeeeaaaaaah.

Comments

[hejhej]

[She hasn't realized how she's been scarfing down the food she's been ordering. She's always had an insatiable appetite, but tonight she seemed to have a bottomless pit for a stomach. And she knows exactly why.

Lisbeth stops chewing and looks at Iroh for a second before putting her bowl down. She unceremoniously cleans her mouth with her sleeve.]

Sorry.

[tea_lover64]

[He gives her a reassuring smile]

Perfectly alright to enjoy eating. After all, I have been known to indulge myself, haha!