Pregnancy Meme!

[paterelohim]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

This is some serious shit. Knocked up, eating for two, the rabbit done died, carrying assbabies.

So what are you gonna do now, fuckweed? Cry, celebrate, hail the glorious Lord Satan for making this mpreg possible? Any way you slice it, you have to deal with this.

What you're gonna do is reply to this post, new mother/gypsy-cursed father, with your character's name and what numbered scenarios you're open to, as follows:

0. Finding out/telling people: you just found out you're pregnant, or you're just starting to tell people. Have fun!

1-3: Trimesters: this one is easy. You're in your first, second, or third trimester. Get as specific or not as you want.

4: Overdue: jesus christ just get it out of me 8(

5: Options: you're considering Other Ways of handling this pregnancy; adoption or abortion. With adoption, this could be either at the beginning or at the end.

6: Dealer's Choice: idk go crazy.

Of course, you can have more than one number at a time in a situation, since Options and Telling People can happen any time.

What about YOU, person replying? You can roll depending on what the person you're replying to is open to, and then figure out your own situation. Here are your options:

1: YOU ARE THE FATHER: wow way to go you suck. Better step up, asshole, or we'll feed you to the Darkness.

2: Friend: time for support, shopping, and maybe awkward magic help, depending on how horrified the pregnant father is. 8|

3: Enemy: point and laugh. Do it. Or make terrible evil plots, it's up to you.

4: Dealer's Choice: yeeeaaaaaah.

Comments

Chuck Shurley | 0-6

[paterelohim]

Genderswap or mpreg. There's an excuse for anything in this here game. He's very likely to Consider Options. 8|

And then Ruby got Chuck Pregnant???

[grandmas_gurl]

[So. Ruby's just... touching Chuck's stomach. With an amused, bemused, confused, and maybe a little bit panicked expression on her face.]


We're having... puppies?

Bros

[the_dead_pool2]

[It was just playing video games on a couch right now, a little mindless racing game, still this was some weird ass shit]

So, I'm thinking instead of like Jesus two, you could make it more like rock staresque? Destined to keep on rocking to the free world?

Red/Ruby | OUaT - 2 (OTA)

[grandmas_gurl]

Come at her, peeps. ;;

Jo Harvelle | Supernatural | 0-4

[swedge]

[mulletrock]

Holy shit.

[Dean found the positive pregnancy test in the trash a week ago and he was sure it wasn't Sam and now that Jo's getting a belly...]

What're we gonna do about this?

[He already has a glass of whiskey, beer won't cut it this time.]

[swedge]

[ crap crap crap she should have hidden that better.

just. not going to look at him, sitting on the couch. ]

What do you wanna do about it?

Mary Winchester | 0-4

[momchester]

and I mean Dealer's Choice is cool too if you have something else to offer. only John gets to be the daddy. 8|

[failedparenting]

[Why. Why him. Why now, again, after three utter failures would this happen to him.

Well, them, but he's the one panicking right now.]

You're absolutely sure.

[tea_lover64]

[There was something Mary had wanted to tell him about, there was a touch of... uncertainty in her voice when she called. He sat patiently waiting, he would put on some tea shortly, he was certain whatever the problem was, he would do his best to help]

Magneto: OTA.

[magnetic_magpie]

Raphael: OTA

[servingmichael]

[Seriously anything is possible. Maybe he pissed Dad or Eve off or something.]

Prue Halliwell | 0-4

[astralling]

There's a very good chance the baby will be superpowered, take on ridiculous versions of any powers the father has, and invincible, because Charmed.

[that_is_asecret]

My goodness it is taking some time for the child to be born.

Sasuke Uchiha | OTA

[bondsoflove]

[so do you think a 1/4-robot fetus would make Mom start craving motor oil or what]

[that_is_asecret]

[He seems amused if anything else]

Who would have thought this was possible?

[bondsoflove]

[Sasuke hates everything and everyone with a burning, screaming passion.

Fucking core. Fucking port. Fucking Xellos. Fucking Warsman--

Which, his mind supplies unhelpfully, is what got him into this mess in the first place.

He makes a noise of helpless fury and hurls the stupid fucking test with its little cheery digital message--positive, it actually chirped aloud, and he almost broke it then and there--then blinks, watching as it hits the wall and bounces onto the floor.

He hates everything and he feels like he's one big bruise, emotionally and physically, oversensitive and throwing little fits like this before he has a chance to temper himself and that just makes him angrier.]

Fuck this. Fuck the Core, fuck this hellhole--

[He drops to a seat, shoving his face into his hands.]

lisbeth salander || 0 through 4

[hejhej]

[tea_lover64]

[He gives her a bit of a side glance]

You certainly do have a healthy appetite tonight.

Franz d'Epinay

[discretion]

[OTA, but assume Daedalus is the dad/they planned it with some kind of ~sciencey magic~ or whatever, Franz would not cheat on him. <3

THE WEIRD THING IS THAT DAEDALUS WOULD BE REALLY EXCITED AND THEY'D PROBABLY JUST GO FOR IT.]

[gaveherwings]

[Hey there, you pick yourself a starting point ;)]

Sheila 0-6

[gavesugar]

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Deadpool | 0-6

[the_dead_pool2]

Going to be one messed up kid.

0

[kissthegrell]

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WILL WILL WILL WILL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[ooc: Grell is screaming for Will. But, thread is open to all!]

0

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ Whatever room William happens to be in right now, the door is being locked! Whenever Grell starts yelling like that, it's never the prelude to something good. ]