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sirenspull_ooc2013-03-23 02:36 pm
paterelohim) wrote in sirenspull_ooc2013-03-23 02:36 pm
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Pregnancy Meme!
This is some serious shit. Knocked up, eating for two, the rabbit done died, carrying assbabies.
So what are you gonna do now, fuckweed? Cry, celebrate, hail the glorious Lord Satan for making this mpreg possible? Any way you slice it, you have to deal with this.
What you're gonna do is reply to this post, new mother/gypsy-cursed father, with your character's name and what numbered scenarios you're open to, as follows:
0. Finding out/telling people: you just found out you're pregnant, or you're just starting to tell people. Have fun!
1-3: Trimesters: this one is easy. You're in your first, second, or third trimester. Get as specific or not as you want.
4: Overdue: jesus christ just get it out of me 8(
5: Options: you're considering Other Ways of handling this pregnancy; adoption or abortion. With adoption, this could be either at the beginning or at the end.
6: Dealer's Choice: idk go crazy.
Of course, you can have more than one number at a time in a situation, since Options and Telling People can happen any time.
What about YOU, person replying? You can roll depending on what the person you're replying to is open to, and then figure out your own situation. Here are your options:
1: YOU ARE THE FATHER: wow way to go you suck. Better step up, asshole, or we'll feed you to the Darkness.
2: Friend: time for support, shopping, and maybe awkward magic help, depending on how horrified the pregnant father is. 8|
3: Enemy: point and laugh. Do it. Or make terrible evil plots, it's up to you.
4: Dealer's Choice: yeeeaaaaaah.
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Right. I'm sixteen and the Core has seen fit to leave me--
[The word tangles and knots in his throat, as though if he doesn't say it, it won't be real. But he's known what it was since the first little surge of energy from somewhere in his midsection, the first tentative flickers of a new chakra signature, a lukewarm slate blue.]
--like this and take my lover from me so I have to do it alone, but at least I get the benefit of all the goddamn symptoms.
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Well, on the plus side, that is a far better memento then some cups and tea. You can always hope the child will be better adjusted then you.
[With Sasuke as the primary caregiver the chances of that happening were... well suffice to say not good, but who knew? Weirder things have happened]
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[The offense crashes into him before he realizes what's happening. He hadn't wanted--he'd been thinking he would terminate somehow, as soon as he found someone who could do it, but what surfaces at Xellos' quip has him wrapping protective arms around his belly.
He hadn't been thinking of it that way, but now that he has, he can't shake it from his head. It's true. This is all that's left of Warsman here, and it's so much more than a poncho or a bouquet of roses--it's his blood, intermingled with Sasuke's, and now that he's looking for it he can tell the new chakra isn't new at all, but a blend of theirs.
Irreversibly.
He doesn't even care that his sanity is being insulted. It doesn't matter.]
Don't call my baby a memento.
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[There is an incline of his head.
So it would seem he finally realized the worth of the child. All for the best, having something to obsess over other then the complete destruction of the island would be healthier. There was only so much damage control one could do over such blatant attacks. Still, there was some use left for him, better to use something in a more cautious manner than waste it frivolously]
Considering your unique situation, we'll make sure that the medical needs are handled by one of our people.
[That was to say, one of the people who by all rights shouldn't even be moving, but thanks to Phibrizzo were able to perform all their day to day functions]
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[He's not sure how he knows it's a him, but he does. Perhaps the chakra feels male.
He doesn't like it. More than likely, he's being paranoid, but that expression seems to have ulterior motives.]
I will make you suffer.
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[Said as if he was just told he couldn't have a cookie or something equally mundane. He wasn't remotely afraid of Sasuke. He was sure if it came down to it, he would try, but there were plenty of things Sasuke wouldn't know how to counter]
Unless you plan on going on some sort of crusade against us, you and your... son, will be quite safe.