Pregnancy Meme!

[paterelohim]

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

This is some serious shit. Knocked up, eating for two, the rabbit done died, carrying assbabies.

So what are you gonna do now, fuckweed? Cry, celebrate, hail the glorious Lord Satan for making this mpreg possible? Any way you slice it, you have to deal with this.

What you're gonna do is reply to this post, new mother/gypsy-cursed father, with your character's name and what numbered scenarios you're open to, as follows:

0. Finding out/telling people: you just found out you're pregnant, or you're just starting to tell people. Have fun!

1-3: Trimesters: this one is easy. You're in your first, second, or third trimester. Get as specific or not as you want.

4: Overdue: jesus christ just get it out of me 8(

5: Options: you're considering Other Ways of handling this pregnancy; adoption or abortion. With adoption, this could be either at the beginning or at the end.

6: Dealer's Choice: idk go crazy.

Of course, you can have more than one number at a time in a situation, since Options and Telling People can happen any time.

What about YOU, person replying? You can roll depending on what the person you're replying to is open to, and then figure out your own situation. Here are your options:

1: YOU ARE THE FATHER: wow way to go you suck. Better step up, asshole, or we'll feed you to the Darkness.

2: Friend: time for support, shopping, and maybe awkward magic help, depending on how horrified the pregnant father is. 8|

3: Enemy: point and laugh. Do it. Or make terrible evil plots, it's up to you.

4: Dealer's Choice: yeeeaaaaaah.

Comments

[kissthegrell]

Oh Will! This is absolute heaven.

I want ice cream. This will be wonderful. We'll have a little baby to look after and....

ahh!

I'm not going to change diapers. No no, not at all.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

You are so changing diapers. It is part of your responsibility as a mother.

[ Getting his jacket on to go out and buy Grell ice cream! ]

What flavor do you want?

[kissthegrell]

You men are all the same! You get a girl pregnant and then leave her to do all of the work! You're all just beasts who...

oh, Strawberry please...

Beasts who want to just use us and cast us aside! To carry our burden all alone!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ Okay, yeah no. He's not sticking around to argue with Grell during this mood swing. He'll turn and go fetch that ice cream now.


And a little bit later, he returns, ice cream in hand. ]

Here.

[ He hands it out to Grell, along with a spoon, the decides to take a seat next to him on the bed. ]

[kissthegrell]

It's strange you know, Will. It's very strange...

[Grell opens the ice cream and takes a large spoonful.]