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Chuck Shurley | God ([personal profile] paterelohim) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull_ooc2013-03-23 02:36 pm
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Pregnancy Meme!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE PREGNANT.


This is some serious shit. Knocked up, eating for two, the rabbit done died, carrying assbabies.

So what are you gonna do now, fuckweed? Cry, celebrate, hail the glorious Lord Satan for making this mpreg possible? Any way you slice it, you have to deal with this.

What you're gonna do is reply to this post, new mother/gypsy-cursed father, with your character's name and what numbered scenarios you're open to, as follows:

0. Finding out/telling people: you just found out you're pregnant, or you're just starting to tell people. Have fun!

1-3: Trimesters: this one is easy. You're in your first, second, or third trimester. Get as specific or not as you want.

4: Overdue: jesus christ just get it out of me 8(

5: Options: you're considering Other Ways of handling this pregnancy; adoption or abortion. With adoption, this could be either at the beginning or at the end.

6: Dealer's Choice: idk go crazy.

Of course, you can have more than one number at a time in a situation, since Options and Telling People can happen any time.

What about YOU, person replying? You can roll depending on what the person you're replying to is open to, and then figure out your own situation. Here are your options:

1: YOU ARE THE FATHER: wow way to go you suck. Better step up, asshole, or we'll feed you to the Darkness.

2: Friend: time for support, shopping, and maybe awkward magic help, depending on how horrified the pregnant father is. 8|

3: Enemy: point and laugh. Do it. Or make terrible evil plots, it's up to you.

4: Dealer's Choice: yeeeaaaaaah.
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-03-25 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey there, you pick yourself a starting point ;)]
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couldn't decide, so rolled a 2

[personal profile] discretion 2013-03-25 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Two months ago, the last place Franz would ever expect to find himself is at an obstetrician's. And yet it seems that since his unusual diagnosis he's been here once a week (more like once every two or three), since he is a unique case who needs a lot of looking after.

Franz is at least over the initial fear and misery of the first month, when he was still deciding whether or not he wanted to go through with this mess at all. It's a mistake. He's a man. While the culprit has been tentatively names as the Core, as a new part of his latent abilities, Franz wonders if at some point a sorceress overheard him complain that Daedalus would prefer a girl, or he'd hate to be a woman, and made a terrible example of him.

He is changing, his genetic code rewritten. Most of it is over Franz's head, though Daedalus finds it fascinating (why couldn't it have been him), but as he gathers for whatever reason, he is both male and female at once, and a little bit too much fun and too much proximity to potent male hormones not his own awakened the female side. Which was a great way to find out that Daedalus was taking some kind of enhancers, God only knows why.

Franz hated it at first. He barely understood his own reasoning, but when termination was brought up, he barely considered it. Adding fuel to the whole 'sorceress' theory was that, after some repeated assurances that he is no less a man for it, he thought, hell, why not. We might not get another chance at this, not a baby that's ours. And Daedalus was supportive, as damned well he should be. He understood and accepted why Franz might not want to continue, and even made sure they both understood the situation as much as humanly possible, and wanted to be quite certain there was no risk for Franz in it. It has been a difficult pregnancy, the hormonal changes being quite drastic. Franz has been puking a lot. He's given up alcohol and caffeine by pure necessity alone.

Though always very supportive (almost too supportive, sometimes, as Franz has snapped at him more than once about his fussing) Daedalus has been like a pot boiling over with ridiculous joy since Franz decided they would try to have the baby and announced it to their friends. Of course he's here today with Franz in the waiting room. They're next up for an ultrasound.]


This is so weird, I can't believe it. [Franz whispers to Daedalus.]

...They haven't changed out their magazines and I kind of wanted to see the promised expose about Neveah Knorr and her affair with... Judith Whatever.
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Re: couldn't decide, so rolled a 2

[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-03-26 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's wonderful, Franz, not weird, wonderful.

[Daedalus whispers at his side, giving his hand another reassuring squeeze while he fills out all the clipboard paperwork balanced on one knee and pops a quick kiss to his boyfriend's cheek.

Sure, it's a bit strange, but their situation is hardly a dilemma (though they'll be arguing as much when they go to court with SERO pharmaceuticals for unlisted side effects- Diego's cooked up a very good case, and it's fair payback for a hundred or more favors, and it will pay for all the bills and hormone shots and hopefully some of the baby's college money) and as far as Daedalus is concerned it's a rather unconventional way to go about having exactly what they've wanted. He's promised Franz anything in the world he wants, to make up for the surprise of it all.

A mutated body can't be very easy to deal with, after all, but Daedalus has set about figuring out precisely what's been going on since they first noticed changes, and has been obsessed with every small detail of Franz's health and wellness. He's going to be the most ecstatic and loving father- that's what everyone who hasn't been too awkwardly shying away from this has been telling Franz.

Raul's amused as hell. Re-l's seemed warmly distanced from the whole ordeal, but relieved that her friend's attentions have finally swung around in full to marvel at a new miracle.]


Magazines? [He winces, eying that Knorr girl's December issue cover photo with a distaste that strains not to look too patronizing. And not too pained, because her fetishied wings sometimes look a little too close to Monad's.] Oh my dear, but those are trash! Here. You should finish this.

[It's seemed like Daedalus has spent every waking moment when he's not directly taking care of Franz doing his research. And he's been pushing plenty of literature at his expecting partner, too. Which is why he tsks dismissively at the AGI publications, and reaches for his NV-reader to pass over- there's still 30% of an article on suggested hermaphroditic birthing procedures that he should really be reviewing, instead of skimming the gossip rags.]

...are you nervous? An ultrasound doesn't hurt at all. The gel's a little strange, but the technician will even let me do it, I'm sure. [He has a charming way of bullying other doctors into letting him be a very hands-on part of the process.]
Edited 2013-03-26 00:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-03-26 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not really. [Franz flickers, and he swears he feels an echo of that inside of him.] Well, a little bit. [He admits.] I'd much rather you did it, honestly. [The first few exams were nothing short of terrifying to him because of the changes, and Franz is still pretty cagey. It also doesn't help that the last few appointments centered around violent fits of vomiting and an IV to replace fluids.

Franz suspects he might not have survived it - emotionally, physically - without Daedalus's hand to hold. They really in this together.]


If I see our baby, that makes it... real. Don't tell me that doesn't make you at least a little bit nervous.
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-03-28 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'll do it, then. [Daedalus assures him, simple as that- and the poor technicians will probably hand it right over, because it's such an unusual case, and because Dr. Yumeno's well-established himself as one to step in and take over whenever newcomer health is concerned. So they're probably even waiting for it, honestly.

He knows it hasn't been easy on Franz. That alone is enough to shower him in all the support he can.]


Oh, of course I'm nervous! I've been nervous as hell. [He hasn't lost that beaming smile, though, and if there's anyone who's kept a glow about the entire business, it's Daedalus.]

But once we know the baby's healthy, and that you're healthy, we'll both feel much better about it. I know there's been so many complications- but complications doesn't mean we won't be fine- all three of us.
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-03-28 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
You might be singing a different tune when I start crying over duckling-printed wall trim. [Franz manages a bit of a smile, though. Daedalus's enthusiasm is infectious. He shakes his head, and takes the NV to read the damn article about hermaphroditic birthing techniques (shudder.), as if he's going to remember any of that in seven months.

It's not long before they're ushered into another room. Franz is ill at ease, and grabs for Daedalus's hand.]
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-03-28 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
I will pay for and put up any kind of wall trim you'd care to have up, I promise.

[Daedalus assures him with a tired rub to his shoulders and very fond exasperation, passing along the NV.

He takes Franz's hand when they're called, and only now do the nerves catch up with him a little, biting at the inside of his cheek with excitement. It's a small room with a chair, for the sonogram exam.]

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[personal profile] discretion 2013-03-28 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Franz settles down on the chair. It's a bit of a challenge, with how he's clinging to Daedalus's hand. Eventually he does have to let go enough to give him space. As the sonogram operator prepares the gel Franz clears his throat.] Um - I'm really... [It's like every bit of his usually-easy charm has fled him.] Can't he do it?
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-03-28 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It will be absolutely painless, this part is absolutely painless, you've seen how this part goes in half a dozen movies this month alone -

[Daedalus is reassuring, stroking his hand, and the technician gives them a look, and Daedalus turns his head so that Franz can't quite see the exchange as it happens on his face, but it could be his usual smiling gentleness that also has its charms, or it might be a stern look of authority -

Either way, there's a wary hesitation from the woman, but only for a moment - she turns the work over and goes to adjust the monitor, grateful pleasantries exchanged as Daedalus too happily applies a coating of the gel over Franz 's swelling belly, and there's so much blur of professsional and personal lines here that he 's barely thinking about, all wistful in the face and wondering at the changes to his body.]


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[personal profile] discretion 2013-03-28 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Franz makes a slight noise of complaint at the feeling of the gel, but instantly calms when it's Daedalus's hands on him. This is exactly the sort of thing they're supposed to avoid, of course, but he's glad for it anyway. Right now he's moody about anyone seeing or touching his body, but that look on Daedalus's face fills him with pride, affection and... something a little less appropriate for a doctor's office. Franz clears his throat.]

That's better. [He smiles a little.]

Thank you. [He murmurs quietly, though it's not clear if it's addressing the attendant or Daedalus, possibly both.]
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-03-30 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Daedalus has been swiftly breaking a lot of his own rules lately, probably to the detriment of something or someone, somewhere, but not his baby or his baby's...mother, he supposes, though he's been very careful not to call Franz that until Franz is ready to decide what he's going to be, whatever he's most comfortable calling himself-]

Now we're only going to apply a bit of pressure, and it's like a little game of hunting, actually, because the fetus will still be so small. You've seen the pictures of what they typically look like by now, so you know exactly what we'll see, but the baby could be at an odd angle, so-

... In Romdeau things were a little easier on us.

[He admits, smiling, but would rather have it be like this than any 24 hour window on a mechanical womb.]

Just tell me if you feel anything strange, or if you hurt.
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-03-31 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow, Daedalus finds this more pleasant and more miraculous than a baby grown in a tank somehow. Franz suspects otherwise: can it really be natural for a baby to grow in the body of one who was once male? Though the doctors say he always had the female potential inside him, it doesn't make sense to him.

If they were anywhere but Siren's Port, he might consider himself an abomination. He is glad for Daedalus's guidance, here.]


It tickles, but it doesn't hurt...

[Franz's gaze is finally torn from Daedalus to watch the screen.] Is that...?
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-04-01 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmhm! [His eyes brighten, elated, and he gives an excited nod, one hand gesturing towards the screen- he wishes he had about six arms, right now, one to show and one to hold the transducer and one to stroke at his face or his arm...]

See, yes! [He points out with pleasure, and can't even contain the strong, funny feeling welling up in his chest.] There's the head, and right now I know it seems a lot bigger than it should, compared to the body, but the brain needs plenty of development time- See look? It's in profile- and there's a little nose!
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-04-01 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That's... [Franz just stares for such a long time, totally overwhelmed. It's like the world has stopped spinning for a moment. That's inside me.] Wow.

Hello there, little one.
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-04-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's marvelous/i>, isn't it?

[Daedalus breathes, also transfixed on the screen, only barely aware that his eyes are brimming wet until he has to blink the blur of it away.]

Oh Franz, just look....
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-04-02 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Franz squeezes Daedalus's bicep.]

Against all odds, we made that... [Seeing Daedalus - who is made uncomfortable by fits of emotion, who cringes at tears, brim up, gets him going too. He sniffles.]

Totally unbelievable.
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-04-02 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Amazing.

[He agrees softly, whispering, his face absolutely transported with wonder. Daedalus leans a little into his touch, adjusting for a slightly better angle.]

...aren't you excited for it now?
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-04-03 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Excited and scared to death. [Franz admits shakily.] It's so small and fragile...

Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-04-03 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hang on- [He's fumbling a little with the ultrasound, his own hands shaking a bit, and it's blurring the image- fussing, the technician decides to take over from here, scoffing as she lays her hand over Daedalus's. He shrugs helplessly at Franz and moves over to stand at his side, gripping at his arm.]

That looks like a girl, to me! It's kinda hard to tell from this angle. The amniocentesis will be far more accurate.
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-04-04 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
We're going to have to start thinking of names. [Franz says breathlessly, squeezing Daedalus's hand.] She is so beautiful...
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-04-05 03:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[a wave of relief washes over him- Franz is taking this so very well, it's not inducing another round of panic, he finally seems to be catching the slow thrill of what's happening.

The potential complications are still... concerning, but what they sees looks healthy, most importantly, and the fluid sample later should confirm up everything else he needs to know in order to prepare.

Let Franz fuss over nursery planning. They'll narrow down their names. They have time. There's still so much time and yet time keeps racing on them.

He strokes his thumb at Franz's hand, letting go of the breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding.]


Yes. Yes, she is...
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[personal profile] discretion 2013-04-05 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is she... is she really going to be okay in there? [Franz touches his belly, clutching hard to Daedalus with his other hand.]

God, this is. I don't know. [There are still tears in his eyes, his face is read, threatening, but they don't fall.]

Is she going to be okay with us?
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[personal profile] gaveherwings 2013-04-06 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It'll probably be harder on you than it is on her. [Daedalus admits apologetically, with a slow sigh that's still measuring, able to think about this critically, even when all of his heart is so tremendously attached.] We still have time to think about when to schedule a Cesarean- I know surgery's a scary option, but still I think that's a far safer recommendation for your body than carrying all the way through term and birthing naturally.

[As for raising her, well... Daedalus is surprisingly calm, surprisingly ready for that, and thrilled at the prospect. How to raise a child for success in Siren's Port might be a lot different than tailoring a child to their raison d'etre in Romdeau, but for Daedalus, that sounds like the very finest sort of adventure to embark upon with Franz. He's thrilled at the idea of sleepless nights and development diaries and fathering. It's the pregnancy, and the potential for complications that keeps him up at night.

He bends until his face is at level with Franz's, and he sounds the desperate kind of sincere that's carried them all the way through this so far.]


I will do everything, everything I can to make sure she's going to be absolutely perfect with us.